Kids books about mommy’s cosmetic surgery. Why does Mommy’s nose look different? Why does she have all those boo boos? Why has my college fund been robbed?
Man, I’m happy when my sons think Mommy looks pretty if she simply isn’t wearing her usual looks-like -I - played- in- a -soccer -game garb. Well, at least putting on a jeans skirt or blouse without spit up stains on it is a hell of a lot cheaper. And of course we’re going to need it, my kids are going ivy league.