You know you're tired when.....(fill in the blank)
You yell over and over to your dog to come upstairs from the basement (his favorite cool place) to eat some Ritz cracker mayhem in the living room.....Tucker, Tucker, where is he? Did I leave him outside? Is he upstairs rubbing himself all over my towels in order to smell like hair conditioner (if only it lasted)....remember....you dropped him off at the vet this morning for his shots and a needed bath.
So what are your funny stories? C'mon make me feel better:)